How to put on a condom for dummies.

Ah yes welcome back to your latest piece of SPREAD. This one is for the newbies to sex or the experienced that haven’t thought to actually use protection until now but we say better late than never! Ladies you could also spice things up and learn a thing or two from this article so listen up and listen closely.

But before we go into what our article this week is all about, we’d like to take this time to educate you on why using protection is important.

Condoms not only help prevent pregnancies but also if used correctly, sexually transmitted diseases. Now stop for a minute and wonder if you even want to go through the scare of actually getting an STD. So go get yourselves tested kids and remember use protection always!

Enough chisme! This week *drum rolls* we’re going to teach you the works of putting on a condom. And yes we can read your mind. You’re probably wondering why this article exists when you literally need just pull a condom out of its plastic wrapper and put it on and then voila! Wrong! But keep reading cause we got you covered kids. Geddit? We gotchu “covered”.

Brb while we go throw ourselves off a clift for the lame joke, we couldn’t help ourselves. Without further ado;

Step 1: Buy yourselves a condom pack. There’s so many different types of condom, we know it can get a little intimidating. Choose one you think that you and your partner would enjoy. Or for the heck sakes of it get it all. OneCondom’s MY has free shipping when go get MYR 20 worth of goodies. Sounds like a bargain, we most certainly stan a queen!

Step 2: Tear open the condom wrapper. Note open condoms carefully so you don’t damage them — don’t use your teeth or scissors. You can use teeth later when you’re more of an expert but for now hands will do.

Step 3: Roll condom on when your or your partners penis is erect. Now here’s the tricky part. Be sure that the rim of the condom should be on the outside so it looks like a little hat. Now if you accidentally wear a condom from the inside out, take that thing out and get a new one. You know you’re above flipping it the condom around and reusing it.

We’re nearly there! Get it? Nevermind we’re going to show ourselves out the door.

Step 4: Simply pinch the tip of the condom. Nothing too extreme, a slight pinch will do because you don’t want to end up ripping the condom. Pinch the tip of the condom and place it on the head of your penis. Pull the rest of the condom down to your shaft and be sure to leave a little space at the top so the condom can collect semen.

Step 5: Have sex!

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